Hi there! Are you looking for something different in your life?

Hi there! My name is Captain. Are you lonely? Tired of the same old routine? Would you like something unusual to happen in your life? An experience that is out of the ordinary, ever so delightful and just a phone call away? Then I have the answer for you. Just call:

1-900-OK-PUSSY

That's

1-900-OK-PUSSY

I will be waiting for you to phone me at my cathouse. I know you've never had a pussy like me before, and I bet you will never have a pussy like me again. I can start by rubbing my soft, black fur up and down your body. I will bring out the animal in you! If you like, I can do things with my tongue and my teeth that will drive you wild! And my claws against your flesh...ooooh! The effect will be beyond your most devious fantasy! So, don't wait another minute. Just pick up the phone and dail:

1-900-OK-PUSSY

That's all you need to do; I'll take care of the rest.

You know you want to, and I know what you want. Give me a try. By morning, you won't be sorry, and neither will I. You will have a very happy pussy by your side, and a great big smile on your face. Until then...meow! Again, that's...

1-900-OK-PUSSY

I'll be waiting for you!